Ay Scanno , 'ope youre right this time.
Right-o. I'm up. Who's got the razor and soap? No rum left for aftershave, bu**er! Who's nicked me shirt?
Got to look good if we're aving mermaids over for tea.
Bu**er, just nicked meself with the razor.
Frankie, you better bring home the dinner this time!! Or it's tiger fish food for you :)
Ocean