I recon we should offer any Perth Uber driver $5 to, every time...

I recon we should offer any Perth Uber driver $5 to, every time they drive past 159 Stirling Highway Nedlands, pull in, go into the office & report:

1. If anyone is there

2. If someone is there , report on whether they breathing

3. If someone is there and breathing, confirm whether they are asleep at their desk

4. If someone is there, breathing and not asleep at their desk, check to see if they are playing video games, watching porno's or playing solitaire 

5. If someone is there, breathing, not asleep at their desk, not playing video games, watching porno's or playing solitaire ..... ask politely what the #@*! are they doing all day/week/month/year/decade.