"Who do you think has been buying the stock from under $4.00 to over $5.00 in recent weeks? Bruce and Sheila from Wagga?"
Yeah well, down on the farm me Mum and Dad are looking for a good investment for the future, what with the price of milk and all.
I tried explaining to Dad about franking credits but all he kept saying was "WTF has Frank got to do with anything".