With 30th looming CDU will have the half yearly accounts to have...

With 30th looming CDU will have the half yearly accounts to have lodged for the next half year due in 23 days. So next announcement is. “Trading expected to resume in the not too far distant future, but due to being unable to lodge the 2018 half yearly report due 30th June for the half year from 1st Jan 2018 we are going to have to request another extension. Unfortunately this may be ongoing for some years and we apologize for any inconvenience caused from the auditors trying to salvage some of the ashes from the accounts that have appeared to be over cooked. We are endeavoring to find out who overlooked the books and have stifled the auditors being able to complete the audit. We also apologize to the auditors for having the accounts written in Mandarin/Chinese ancient dialect. We had assumed that our auditors were versed with Chinese cooked books. Oh well there’s always next year. Someone turn the gas off! Neehow!