Yes I am so grateful to discover that I myself am a secret agent...

Yes I am so grateful to discover that I myself am a secret agent and that I am now free of this terrible secret I have been harbouring for so many years and lurking in the shadows waiting for instructions from my masters to intervene and sway gullible posters on HC.  Ah there is no escaping the powers of Secret-Bubbles as he looks for the secret messages in my posts. I take my hat off to him for bringing these dark secrets to the light of day.

I was telling Chief the other day that I thought it was time we updated our technology and ditched the Cone of Silence in favour of some more modern device. But too late, Kaos has outwitted us.