Have done a little research on their new acquisition.. There is...

Have done a little research on their new acquisition.. There is oil there alright - only one small problem - it
is in the form of tar. Perfect setup. Change company name so hiding previous disasters, write up new
acquisition in glowing terms, round up a new set of wood ducks and live on cavier for the next few years.
At the end of this period say sorry - as we said in the beginning - there is oil there but we can't get it out.
Find a new plot of ground, change company name, more wood ducks, more cavier. What a life.