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$130k revenue for March Q 2017. A massive $A1,444 per day for 90...

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    $130k revenue for March Q 2017. A massive $A1,444 per day for 90 days trading at PKA's salubrious London, Hong Kong and New York outlets!  On average, about $480 (about $US360) in sales each day per store assuming all sales were at the 'bricks and mortar' part of PKA's commercial beachheads.

    From PKA's quarterly: "A considerable proportion of the collections on the website are priced between US$500 and US$2,000, but all feature stylish, edgy pieces which are true style signifiers and have been embraced by the press and celebrities world-wide. The collection, including rings, earrings, bracelets and necklaces, is made of precious and semi-precious stones, 14K or 18K gold, as well as other precious metals."
    Quick quiz: Which of the following is likely true?

    A. The sales staff are not exactly worked off their feet.
    B. The sales staff couldn't sell dope to an addict.
    C. PKA's jewellery collection is highly sort.
    D. PKA's jewellery is overpriced.
    E. PKA's management is delusional.
    F. I want a job on the PKA gravy train as a PKA Chief (whatever). Note, CEO, COO, CFO and CCO are taken but maybe CIO (Chief Internet Officer) or CPO (Chief Party Officer).

    And from the Quarterly's BUSINESS UPDATE blurb:

    "A cornerstone of the refined strategy is to build online sales,"

    Phuck me sideways! Wasn't online sales the raison d'etre of the IPO?
 
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