Need to focus on the positives: 1) The bullet points didn't...

Need to focus on the positives:

1) The bullet points didn't indicate that this was a total failure
2) The announcement didn't say that the Directors "were pleased" to announce...
3) The SP has only fallen 40% on the day (so far) and 75% since I onboarded.
4) The Company's name symbolises the speed with which the SP can move
5) The Company is refocussing elsewhere
6) The team will continue to assess assets to drive shareholder value
7) The Company logo is very professional

Whats not to like?

What a dog
Give me a DCB* and I'm out

*dead cat bounce