Mal I can see the reply now it will go something like this Dear...

Mal I can see the reply now it will go something like this
Dear sucker oops I mean adored shareholder , we have run out of money to pay for our lavished life style , you know that we need to own the most exspensive car and an obscenely expensive home , because we have a life style to keep up , we have been trying to increase shareholders wealth and playing lotto which has not worked out so far but we will keep on trying , thus the reason for the RI , please take up the RI so we can keep our life style and who knows we might get lucky and win lotto.
All the best
Piggy

All the above is my opinion and should not be taken for real as the many announcements we got