Ladles and Jellyspoons I stand upon this speech to make a...

Ladles and Jellyspoons
I stand upon this speech to make a platform
the train I arrived in has not yet come
so I took a bus and walked
I come before you to stand behind you
and tell you something I know nothing about!
One fine day in the middle of the night
two dead men got up to a fight
back to back they faced each other
drew their swords and shot each other
a paralysed donkey passing by
kicked a blind man in the eye
knocked him through a nine inch wall
into a dry ditch and drowned them all.

Like Sands through the hourglass!!
Carpe Diem!!!!

Go EM1 !!!!!!!​