G'day Wabbit. Good to cya still kicking. Matron has vacancies...

G'day Wabbit. Good to cya still kicking. Matron has vacancies from time to time (and dust to dust). Would you like me to ask her to put a package together for you. There are still a few roosters (Retired ld il Speculators Trying to Enjoy Retirement) here on the Esso Marigold.
She has done wonders with this decommed oil platform; added a golf course, outdoor table tennis, badminton. It's a bit windy at times so best to bring a few extra golf balls and shuttlecocks since Matron has banned us from diving off the platform to retrieve them.
You could join our club IOT (Inventions by Ole Timers). Keep this to yourself but we are currently working on a new golf ball with built-in drone locate-able GPS with built in buoyancy module. Obviously will need some sharp eyed investors for the IPO.
Probably wont need them anyway when 88e hits $1 Mar 2019.