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there is merit in what you suggest, but sadly, COKE is a very potent form of poison in its own right.

it is so potent that it can dissolve stubborn ingrained rust off metal, it is also super-saturated with Fructose and has ample lashings of Caffeine.

ps-in fact, i reckon sniffing petrol is less harmful than slurping Slurpees of Coke from the Slurpee machine!

metaphorically, this is just another form of legal prostitution yet again left to go unchecked by our overly promiscuous society.

cheers crazypunter