Sure,
I'm an Aquarius and I'm sure you know what that means....
I like long walks on the beach and I have a GSOH.
OK, lets be serious. Your question "tell us about yourself" will be an attempt to box me into one of your pre-existing Trump caricatures. Now, most of these have been supplied to you through MSM hypnosis into your subconscious. Pay attention to the words there Tex. Subconscious means you are not conscious of it.
The last time I "told someone about myself" on HC I never lived it down. They were trying to get an "fat, dumb, white, man, untravelled, uncultured" etc type of response you will need to blow your skirt up.
I am the beast under your bed mate.