The AFL competition for 2006 will have to be cancelled.Under the...

The AFL competition for 2006 will have to be cancelled.

Under the new Anti Terrorism Laws the Bombers are banned;

The new IR legislation rules out the Dockers;

And the avian flu epidemic is wreaking havoc with the Crows, Eagles, Hawks, Magpies and Swans.

Any transfers to the Cats, Lions, Dogs and Tigers must now be quarantined for at least 12 months.

Religious vilification laws mean that no one can legally barrack for the Demons or the Saints.