I don't wish to give the morbidly obese a TU but one chap I knew was possibly the most delightful guy I have ever had the privilege of knowing. His use of the English language was a delight.
His doc told him he was morbidly obese and he simply replied that he has never been morbid. Sadly, apart from terminology, the doctor was right. We buried him not long after. Such a loss to the language and civil life in general.
