a message from erg

Hi ladies and Gents

here is a message from ERG:

Don't Cry for me Losers
Don't cry upon my passing
I've lived a long and satisfying life
I have made a lot of directors and stockbrokers filthy rich

My life was full of memories
I shared with each of you
I used to be a “Blue-chip” Stock
So do not cry upon my passing
there are plenty of stocks just like me to help you lose your money

The pains of my demise will live on forever
Or as long as you allow them to
So wipe away those weeping tears
And remember I love you all “Bloody Losers”

You were always more than just punters to me
I always regarded you as my lovers
On this day of mourning
Think not of pain and sorrow
For I am watching over you and my directors are laughing all the way to the bank
Today and all tomorrows

This day should be of celebration
Remembering the “Blue-chip” stock I used to be
For I have always cherished you losers
As much as you have cherished easy money and thrill of a punt
I will always be there on your mind
Nightly when you pray for a miracle and my return
So don't cry upon my passing
Go and look for another dog to lose your money on

I leave you with a small request
For all who shared my life
Please watch over my dear beloved stockbrokers and lousy directors
Life is for the living
Memories should never die
Think back on all the time we've shared
And remember, please don't cry for me Argentina

Original from Angel Marie Schmidt I did my best to butcher it ;)


Cheers