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Seeing you have no real interest in the company, I'd like to offer this instead, courtesy of Merrian-Webster:

Main Entry: 1u
Pronunciation: \ˈyü\
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural u's or us \ˈyüz\
Usage: often capitalized often attributive
Date: before 12th century
1 a: the 21st letter of the English alphabet b: a graphic representation of this letter c: a speech counterpart of orthographic u
2: a graphic device for reproducing the letter u
3: one designated u especially as the 21st in order or class
4[abbreviation for unsatisfactory] a: a grade rating a student's work as unsatisfactory b: one graded or rated with a U
5: something shaped like the letter U