I feel totally deleted,,,,,,immoderately moderated..I'm a...

I feel totally deleted,,,,,,immoderately moderated..
I'm a Capricorn for chissake, I'm as moderate as they come. .. Mummy alway's said, 'you be moderate to the gentlemen honney and they'll be moderate to you'.........jees I'm a socialist royalist,I've got a dog that has two pillow's and sleeps on my bed all day, and all night,,,,,,,anymore moderate and I'll cease to exist.Moderatedely emasculated is how I'm feeling...
Cheap,,,a cheap moderation is what I'm feeling.Jeeeeeeeeees, it's only 1PM in Perth and I've already knocked over the dregs of last night's vino and I'm stuck into today's ration