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18/03/19

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Originally posted by Margaret63 ↑

A wife was cooking her husband fried eggs for breakfast. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.

"Careful," he shouted, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful! CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!!! THE SALT!!!"

The wife stared at him like he was crazy.

She said, "What on earth is the matter with you? Do you think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"

The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving."

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Sounded like Senator Anning having a go at his wife about the eggs
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