A chemistry professor wanted to teach Little Johnny a lesson about the evils of alcohol, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey and two worms.
“Now, Johnny. observe the worms closely,” said the professor putting a worm first into the water. The worm in the water writhed about, as happy as a worm in water could be.
The second worm, he put into the whiskey. It writhed painfully, and quickly sank to the bottom dead.
“Now what have you learnt from this experiment?” the professor asked.
Little Johnny, wisely responded…" Sir,drink whiskey and you won’t get worms!”
