So for a bit of fun, with no disrepect intended, lets have a go at the cast.
Darth Vader - 87 Crash
Luke Skywalker - BananaMan
Hans Solo - Blister
Jabba the Hut - PW or NM
Yoda - Mikesz
Obi Wan Kenobi - Rattle
Chewbacca - BoroBoyinOZ (big ugly fecker who makes strange noises now and again)
R2D2 - Surat
Apologies to those I have missed and feel free to nominate yourself if you would like to join the cast
A bit of light humour while we are waiting for production to commence