Ann: Special Dividend, page-12

There are a few really good jokes though:

Sklenka is an independent director...........Reportedly never been to an AGM and attended only 2 board meetings in previously reported annual report.

"....emphatic response......deliver transparent value."..........Yet we still don't know how many ounces they have, how many will be sold and how many will be left.

"The boards decision comes after more than six months of discussion and deliberations".........Of course announcing two separate dividends within a month of one another is a good use of resources and shows careful planning and consideration..........

Hedley should step in and deliver a few Punchlines.