Wrong mate, the idea of a League scrum is to give a socially-sanctioned opportunity for a bunch of big biffos who are actually very sensitive about their masculinity (eg refer to their need for tattoos, boozing, brawn, gambling, drugs, violence and belittling women to cover their inadequacies) to have a quiet reassuring cuddle with their mates before resuming their pointless violence.
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