Dear Doctor - I don't normally respond to these types of sanctimonious posts but in this case I will make an exception.
"Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit" is the full quote. "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit...but the highest form of intelligence" was Wilde's famous comeback line.
Also, if you are going to quote other sources to bolster your argument you should place them in inverted commas. Most of your response would appear to the average reader to be your own words, but you and I both know that they are not. Plagiarism is almost as low as sarcasm.
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