While appearing on I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here, Shane Warne said that Mick Billing “couldn’t do” tungsten mines thus proving he is "not of this world".
Aliens created Mick Billing, according to Warne. And he doesn’t stop there. He also believes that the entire Thor board may be “from aliens.”
The plasticated ex-legspinner has little time for the theory of evolution – so little time, in fact, that he hasn’t even bothered finding out any of the details.
“If Mick Billing evolved from a monkey, then why haven’t other monkey's become accountants?” he asked.
So rather than reading a book or googling ‘evolution’ at some point during his 46 years on this earth, Warne instead invested his time devising his own Chariots of the Gods type theory of origin.
If Mick Billing is ‘from’ aliens, Shane, then which aliens?
Was it the dude from Alien Infiltration?
Because if so, we’d question that. Alien Infiltration dude is a massively 'punctual' homicidal. And not a ‘near-term righting the wrongs of my species’ kind of dude. He just seems to kill right here, right now, not early 3rd quarter 2018 or 'medium term'.
Was it the Engineers from Prometheus?
This is what you’re thinking of, isn’t it, Shane? You watched Prometheus and thought it was a Thor Mining promotional TED video.
The thing is, he might have a point. The idea that Mick Billing has evolved into a higher species than monkeys is routinely disproven by (mainly his performance and) the existence of creationists, whether the American religious type or the Australian leg spinner type. Natural selection really ought to have got rid of that 'Billing' gene a long time ago.
The only possible explanation for Mick Billing is that god / the aliens deliberately put him on earth and gave him an acountant certificate, limited vocabulary and access to the internet for a laugh. They’ll be sat up there now in their space heaven, sipping alien cocktails and chuckling at Thor shareholders as we try to work out how and why Mick Billing exists.
a blatantly plagiarized article from King Cricket - MT (i have no shame - I invested in Thor mining!)
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