fang, I would urinate on them, but I would carefully gauge the direction of the wind, so that in fact my urine would be blowing away from them, just to add "some tease" to their shame!
Well done (S)P(l)atterson's! ;-)
Mods, if this is mod-worthy then please just moderate this comment & not the entire thread, Sil Vous Plait!!!
Pandelis