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There is talk that based on the lack of revenue that FUT have canned the idea of a floating movie set on Lake Catahoula that the barge is going to be hired out to day trippers traveling through the region. Management will discount school balls etc and elderly functions.

The barge during schooldays is going to be used as an educational field trip for students and teachers studying business of what not to invest their hard earned money into. For example, next to the drill shafts which will and are rusting from disuse, a touch screen plaque (funded by shareholders) will ask students how many holes the drill shaft was used in operation.

The last plaque wiling next to a life sized statue of Barnaby sipping champagne, and the student will again have to answer the touchscreen question of whether Barbaby cared more for his bank balance or the average Aussie investors, the touchscreen won't allow the student to choose the 'Aussie investor' option.

Bring on the big drill I say!

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