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We have secondary ignition.
Cabin attendants, please keep an eye on the arrivals bay for any more late arrivals by pesky Colonists from the First State.

May I remind all passengers that the conditions of flight are printed in ionized atomic print on the reverse of your ticket.
An electron microscope is fitted to the seat back so that you can examine the atomic print at leisure.

Specifically I must remind all passengers that it is a condition of flight that personal escape capsules are carried by ever passenger and that no risk lies with the planet profit express.

Please DO NOT hold your escape capsule in either hand.
Keep it in your mouth during the flight as in the event of explosive decompression you may become separated from your limbs and hence be unable to activate the device.

We do offer discounts on prosthetics at the airport lounge should this occur.

Enjoy the flight, and feel free to make use of the on-board lunar lap dancing troupe.