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I see a few brave souls are trying to cap the SP with some small sales at 21.5 and 22c. Some even braver souls are selling shares with the hope of buying them back cheaper.

This reminds me of a lesson I learnt back during the 79 lunar invasions.

I was very much anti the lunar establishment as a youth, and was partial to the occasional swig of moon juice which I occasionally procured from an illegal distillery hidden in the Beer crater at 27.1 N 9.1W.

Sadly this fine business was put out of business by the lunar liberation act of 85 which repealed the lunar liquor act and allowed every lunar citizen to brew their own juice.
I suspect this might of been the start of the decline for the colony.

Anyway, back to the lesson.

My head warm from a swig of MJ, as a show of defiance against the prosecution of invading Australian refugees, I stuck my bare posterior out of the window of my orbiter as I overshot the lunar police who, at that time were in hot persuit of said illegal aliens across the plains of Descent.

I had barely started my protest before I was hit square between the cheeks by a golf ball purportedly hit by a Mr Alan Shepard some years before. It stung resoundingly, and I learned two important lessons from the incident.

1. Always keep a pair of surgical gloves in the glove box.
2. Always keep all tender body parts within the confines of the orbiter.

Now what does this have to do with MCW you ask?
Simple.

IMO, MCW is now heading to planet profit, and those brave souls who are playing with their shares might take the above tale as a lesson. Sometimes it is wiser just to stay inside the craft on liftoff.

PS - I kept the golf ball, but the Australians were sent packing despite my protest.