Chris Bowen joins VW

Following the defeat of Labor at the elections, Chris Bowen has said he is moving to the Volkswagen factory in Wolfsburg.

VW's used to massaging and falsifying their cars emission stated levels,  so they scoured the globe to find the best BS artist.
They found Bowen eminently suited to the job.
He can make false statements with a straight face and conveniently forget the facts.
He takes up the position in May, 2019